His and Hers is a weekly discussion of a question or topic relating
to marriage. On Friday, my wife and I each write our thoughts on the week’s
topic. I invite others to do the same with their spouses as an exercise in
celebrating marriage. This week’s question is:
1) If you were to audition for American
song would you sing?
How would the judges react?
Mrs. Happy’s response
- Mariah Carey’s Vision of Love
- Simon: "That was atrocious. Mariah
Carey you are not."
Paula: "You don’t really have the range for this song. It wasn’t terrible, but
I don’t think you’re cut out for this."
Randy: "Yeah. Don’t quit your day job."
- George Michael’s Faith
- Randy: "Uh, what do you think, Paula?"
Paula: "Curt, I think maybe you need to focus your efforts on other things."
Simon: (through barely stifled laughter) "If awfulness and lack of talent
could create good feelings, I would be experiencing my own personal Nirvana
please just go away."