His and Hers: Idol ambitions

His and Hers is a weekly discussion of a question or topic relating
to marriage. On Friday, my wife and I each write our thoughts on the week’s
topic. I invite others to do the same with their spouses as an exercise in
celebrating marriage. This week’s question is:

1) If you were to audition for American
Idol, what
song would you sing?
2)
How would the judges react?

Mrs. Happy’s response

  1. Mariah Carey’s Vision of Love
  2. Simon: "That was atrocious. Mariah
    Carey you are not."
    Paula: "You don’t really have the range for this song. It wasn’t terrible, but
    I don’t think you’re cut out for this."
    Randy: "Yeah. Don’t quit your day job."

Curt’s response

  1. George Michael’s Faith
  2. Randy: "Uh, what do you think, Paula?"
    Paula: "Curt, I think maybe you need to focus your efforts on other things."
    Simon: (through barely stifled laughter) "If awfulness and lack of talent
    could create good feelings, I would be experiencing my own personal Nirvana
    right
    now.
    Since
    they don’t,
    however,
    please just go away."

 

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